that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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