Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize