does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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