Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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