Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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