i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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