I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It's blow job season.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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