Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
