Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Randomize
