ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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