Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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