I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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