He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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