So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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