So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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