I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize
