so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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