...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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