Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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