I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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