are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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