Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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