i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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