i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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