Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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