did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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