your room smells of hookers.
And success
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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