I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
3pm strippers are depressing
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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