i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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