what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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