Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Alive.
So much puke
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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