Please, let me fuck your mom
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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