i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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