Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
false alarm, still single
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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