Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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