she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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