But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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