You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
where does the pee come out of this thing
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
you never un-have a 4some
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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