Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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