All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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