Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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