people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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