i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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