i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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