yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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