I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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