sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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