So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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