Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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