i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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