just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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