If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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