I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Semen is not good for contacts.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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