she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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