people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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