He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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