the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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