Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
this just has baby written all over it
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
We are all done wearing pants today
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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